Post by Chris (America's Next Popp Model)
I want to extend a warm welcome to the new league members. It's incredibly gratifying to witness the global prestige of America's Next Popp Model attracting new talent to the league and increase the overall value of what we are building together. But, while seeing this league grow is wonderful, we must also remember that there is a tyrannical parasite at the center that can pollute the minds of the newest team owners.
My private investigators have put in hours of surveillance and assure me that both Brownie and Brian are honorable men, not likely to be corrupted by a scoundrel like Pat. The same can not be said for Saltzy. Pat and Saltzy are the two most conniving people I have had the misfortune of meeting. It pains me to say it but cheating seems inevitable this season. There are too many snakes in the grass.
However, Saltzy doesn't deserve to be treated with contempt quite yet. We, the good people of this league, need to keep a vigilant eye on Saltzy's activity and act swiftly when we see him step out of line. It's a disturbing thought but Saltzy has the potential to be as big a threat to liberty as Pat. And I don't say that lightly.
¡Bienvenidos rookies!
Enjoy the welcome video
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