Petition to ban Pat from the league 2021 - Post #11

From the Law Offices of Benjamin Leighton Matlock & Associates Re: Fraud and Corruption Claim Against Patrick "Buttons" K******* Jr. and Co-Conspirators

Benjamin Leighton Matlock & Associates, representatives of Sr. Christopher W. P****** A******, are writing you in an effort to resolve a Fraud and Corruption Claim without protracted litigation. This claim is against Mr. Patrick "Buttons" K******* Jr. as well as any and all underlings that emerge as a result of further investigations (e.g. League Commissioner Joaquin V***** P****).

On September 7th 2021, Sr. P****** A****** formed the team known as “America’s Next Popp Model” and joined the Point Per Reception Fantasy Football league known as “Gin and Chronic”. On the eve of the draft, Sr. P****** A****** wrote a post on the league’s message board expressing legitimate concerns that Mr. K******* would attempt to manipulate the league outside the proper codes of conduct. In the weeks since, Mr. K******* has committed numerous transgressions.

Notable Fraud and Corruption (to date)

(a) Illegal drafting practices.
(b) Collusion and criminal alliance with League Commissioner V***** P****.
(c) Extorting and bribing various “Gin and Chronic” league members into silence and obedience.
(d) Kidnapping Green Bay Packers’ Quarterback Aaron Rodgers and replacing him with a Tesla Bot in Week One.
(e) Infiltrating the National Football League’s computer servers in their Manhattan headquarters.
(f) Match fixing the Week Nine matchup between “Christian McGibblets” and “76th Street Rat Kings”.
(g) Infecting Mr. Aaron Rodgers with the COVID-19 virus.

On behalf of Sr. P****** A***** we are filing suit against the aforementioned parties. This message board post serves as a pre-litigation courtesy in an attempt to resolve this claim outside of a court of law. You will find we have mailed you all the necessary documentation. Please contact us after you have reviewed the records to discuss settlement of this claim.

Petition to ban Pat from the league 2021 - Post #10

Post by P M***** (Password Is Taco)

Collusion. Plain and simple.

Petition to ban Pat from the league 2021 - Post #9

Post by Chris (America's Next Popp Model)

Another weekend in the books, another weekend of atrocities committed. Commissioner Valdes put up a pitiful attempt at continuing his undefeated season by not fielding a complete lineup against Pat. Leaving two empty starting spots is shocking under any circumstance but it becomes a matter of scandal when it directly benefits Pat. The fact is that Commissioner Valdes threw this week’s matchup. An alliance between Pat and Commissioner Valdes is no longer only a matter of speculation, it’s the obvious truth. Pat has abandoned all forms of subtlety and is now brazenly cheating in front of our very eyes. I can’t understand why I am the only one trying to bring Pat to justice! Never have I been a part of a Fantasy Football league that allowed a tyrant to cheat their way to the top. You spineless little worms have done nothing to help me bring down Pat and the result will almost certainly be a sham coronation of Pat at the end of the season. You all make me sick. How can you keep letting him get away with this? Are your thirty pieces of silver worth it? Do morals and the sanctity of Fantasy Football mean nothing to you? With the help of my youth pastor and legal team, I have drafted a formal letter of withdrawal from the league. I am ready to abandon this league if I don’t see a renewed effort to force Pat and Commissioner Valdes out. It is with a heavy heart that I admit that I can no longer be the sole voice of reason in this horrible league of deceit. The choice is yours: Liberation or Subjugation