Petition to ban Pat from the league 2021 - Post #15

Post by Chris (America's Next Popp Model)

Manifesto of The New Sunday

Every league member reading this message board post is the victim of countless crimes committed by Pat. For the past fourteen weeks, the league’s oligarchy has made a cruel game of manipulating every facet of this competition to their favor. This can no longer be allowed to continue. We, the oppressed members of this league, are not held responsible for succumbing to tyranny but We also hold true that the only way to reclaim our autonomy is through revolution.

Freedom is but an empty illusion when one class of fantasy manager can defraud another with impunity. Equality is but an empty illusion when conspirators establish a secret ruling class. The League is but an empty illusion when one person controls all the results.

With these truths made evident, We declare the formation of an independent Fantasy Football League for the 2022 season. This breakaway league of the People, by the People, and for the People will be founded on the principles of liberty, equality, and unity. We will aspire to give all members the most moral and enjoyable Fantasy Football experience possible.

Pending criminal background tests, Gin and Chronic league members will be given the opportunity to be founding members of this new, ethical league. Naturally, Pat and Commissioner Valdes will be prohibited from participating. These tyrants will be totally shunned by the People’s League and left for God to chastise in this life or the next. A better future awaits all those pure of heart.

Long live the Truth, long live the People, long live Fantasy Football!

Petition to ban Pat from the league 2021 - Post #14

Post by Chris (America's Next Popp Model)

I’ve dismissed my legal team and told all my shrinks to go fuck themselves. Saving this fantasy football league IS worth compromising my financial future and mental health! The time for civilized debate has long come to an end and the time for kicking ass is here. I can no longer allow this cyberbully to manipulate our league while hiding his arthritic joints behind his computer screen. I’m done playing Pat’s “internet games”. Put simply; PK’s getting KO’d. Commissioner Valdes and any other of Pat’s minions can feel the fury of my fists as well. The revolution approaches and our league’s tyrants will soon be forced to pay for their crimes. The spilt blood of these oppressors will be a trivial price to pay for true liberation. I ask all freedom fighters to stay ready and alert, our time is nearly here!

Petition to ban Pat from the league 2021 - Post #13

Post by Chris (America's Next Popp Model)

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Petition to ban Pat from the league 2021 - Post #12

Post by Chris (America's Next Popp Model)

My legal team, life coach, psychiatrist, psychologist, and therapist have all advised me against making further statements on this league chat however I need to share some inspirational quotes ahead of this week’s matchup against The Grand Scoundrel.

In regards to The Grand Scoundrel: “God has up to the present allowed various nations to fall before your face; for sometimes He refrains from chastising the proud in this world for the moment, for this reason, that if they neglect to humble themselves of their own accord He may not only no longer put off the punishment of their wickedness in this life but may also take greater vengeance in the world to come.” - Pope Innocent IV

In regards to Commissioner Valdes: “Civil disobedience becomes a sacred duty when the state becomes lawless or corrupt.” - Mahatma Gandhi

In regards to fellow league members: “The world will not be destroyed by evil people but by good people who do nothing to stop it. Hopefully there will always be good people courageous enough to take on the bad guys, this is the only way humanity can hope for salvation.” - Bangambiki Habyarimana

In regards to Maul Panske: “The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.” - Vincent Lombardi

Hanukkah Sameach to everyone, regardless of controversy.