Petition to ban Pat from the league 2021 - Post #8

Post by Chris (America's Next Popp Model)

I have been forced to suppress my rage for weeks but now my anger is roaming wild and will no longer be tamed! We, the good people of this league, need to wheel out the guillotine to cleanse ourselves of the oligarchy! I am ready to tear down the pillars of this fantasy league if it means saving us from the treachery of Pat. Facing Pat this week, I had a front row seat to his skullduggery. I can’t fathom the full scope of Pat’s manipulation but there was one blatant incident of malfeasance that couldn't be ignored. Calvin Ridley is a wide receiver for my team who didn’t travel to London due to a “personal matter”. A problem that Pat undoubtedly orchestrated because it led to his two Falcon players getting more snaps and racking up point after point. Not only did I need to sit a key player but all of his throws were now going to Pat. I am a feral beast of anger regarding this clear act of corruption but my primary concern is that Pat has done something horrible to Mr. Ridley and/or his family to prevent him from playing. My next opponent is Commissioner Valdes which causes the fire in my belly to blaze even stronger. I only wish I could pick myself in my lineup because my fury would carry me to over 300 yards and 5 touchdowns. I know the fight against these immoral enemies is ultimately futile but I cannot let the boots of oppression stomp out the hope of a better future.

“Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” -Brett Favre

Petition to ban Pat from the league 2021 - Post #7

Post by Chris (America's Next Popp Model)

“To ignore evil is to become an accomplice to it” -Bill Belichick 

This is a cry for help to any league member that has yet to be corrupted by Pat. We need to do something immediately and I’m afraid our “leadership” is no longer worthy of trust. With the benefit of hindsight, it’s obvious that the “NYC Rendezvous” was the moment Pat struck up a deal with Commissioner Valdes. His 76th Street Rat Kings have been undefeated this season but have any of us taken the time to watch all the games featuring each player? Until Commissioner Valdes can give us a full audit of his fantasy points, we can likely assume Pat has helped make sure the Rat Kings outscore their opponents week after week. The NYC Rendezvous needs to be thoroughly investigated for the scandal that it is. It’s clear Pat threw his week 1 match up to get us off the scent but three consecutive wins since then frankly smells like shit. Pat's cheating knows no bounds as I have reason to believe he may have played a role in the injury of his own star player. Christian McCaffrey picking up an injury is the perfect opportunity to manufacture an “underdog” narrative that would garner goodwill from fellow league members. Sidelining an NFL Superstar gave him the capability to inflate the stats of his lesser-known players and win match ups over upstanding league members. I face Pat this week but I’m already sure he will cheat his way to yet another victory. "Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes" -Tim Tebow It may be too late for me but now is the time to rise up against our overlords. Our oppressors in the Commissioner’s office and Pat’s tower of lies can be overthrown!