"We are ecstatic to add Mike as assistant head coach," said America’s Next Popp Model Founder/Owner/President/Head Coach Chris P****** A******. "He is an impressive and respected leader with a tremendous football IQ. America’s Next Popp Model fans should be excited for the future of this team."
Mike Zimmer started his coaching career at the collegiate level from 1979 to 1993 before entering the NFL with the Cowboys in 1994. He served as defensive coordinator in Dallas (2000-2006), Atlanta (2007), and Cincinnati (2008-2013). In 2014, Zimmer was hired to his first NFL head coach role by Minnesota. Zimmer's tenure in Minnesota will be remembered for his no-nonsense approach, despite only winning a pair of NFC North titles and a measly total of three playoff appearances.
"Last season, I was not able to achieve the organization's championship goals because of my efforts to fight exploitation orchestrated by a certain member of this league,” said P****** A******. “Mike will enable America’s Next Popp Model to excel on the fantasy field while I handle high-level decisions and continue to battle against league tyrants. Namely Pat."
"I greatly appreciate the P****** A****** family and the entire America’s Next Popp Model organization for providing the opportunity of a lifetime," said Zimmer. "This is a franchise with a deep history and a tremendous fan base. We're committed to working tirelessly to bring them a championship."
"I greatly appreciate the P****** A****** family and the entire America’s Next Popp Model organization for providing the opportunity of a lifetime," said Zimmer. "This is a franchise with a deep history and a tremendous fan base. We're committed to working tirelessly to bring them a championship."
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