2022 Season Summary

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Fans of America's Next Popp Model spent the 2021 Off Season eagerly awaiting updates about the new, ethical fantasy football league, The New Sunday.

 

On August 8th 2022, a bombshell press release through Chris' personal attorney gave a simple response to questions about future career plans: "I'm back."

Chris later gave more detail on their return to Gin and Chronic for the 2022 season. Citing the involvement of its founding members in global conflicts as the reason for disbanding, Chris confirmed the termination of The New Sunday. Chris expressed their excitement for rejoining the league and demanded that action be taken to limit the influence of one member, Pat, and proposed three initial sanctions for The Grand Scoundrel. 

America's Next Popp Model unveiled a new logo and brand identity. The rebrand demonstrated the franchise's commitment to impact, inclusivity, and innovation. "We are proud to introduce a new look that is truly representative of us leaving our mistakes in the past and entering a brand new age." -America's Next Popp Model Founder/Former Owner/Former President/Former Head Coach Chris P****** A******

 

The People's Champion greeted the new members to the league in a welcome video.

On August 22nd 2022, America's Next Popp Model named former NFL Head Coach Mike Zimmer as the first Assistant Head Coach in franchise history.

The draft was a success, resulting in a well-balanced team with star players across various positions.

America's Next Popp Model honored Latinx Heritage Month by "changing the team name to Latin America's Ñext Popp Model during this glorious celebration honoring some of the world's most picante people."

Weeks 1 and 2 were losses for Latin America's Ñext Popp Model and Assistant Head Coach Mike Zimmer wrote posts describing all of his grievances and outlook for the future. 

The team's luck changed with wins in Weeks 3 and 4 being followed with jubilant posts from Assistant Head Coach Mike Zimmer. "Now we're in the chase with the rest of the big dogs!"

In the build up to the Week 5 match up with Pat, Chris wrote a scathing post reporting on Pat's involvement in the divorce of Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen. "We're dealing with a sick person who is willing to disfigure a man and destroy a 13-year marriage just to get a potential edge."     

"I revel in the opportunity to beat The Great Scoundrel and send him spiraling down to the bottom of our division." -America's Next Popp Model Founder/Former Owner/Former President/Former Head Coach Chris P****** A****** 

October 10th 2022 marked the greatest moment in franchise history

"He felt the glory of triumph, the pure joy of being alive, and knew that nothing could ever dim the brightness of that moment."

 

Later in October, America's Next Popp Model inducted former Tight End Rob Gronkowski into the club’s Ring of Honor. 

In Week 9, Fake Champion Password is Taco was obliterated 78.74 to 142.44 by America's Next Popp Model.

The next week, Commissioner Valdes also found themselves defeated by the superiority of America's Next Popp Model.

America's Next Popp Model acquired Wide Receiver A.J. Brown from 76th Street Rat Kings. "Adding an elite player such as A.J. to our roster better positions our team to beat the league’s best"

America's Next Popp Model secured a spot in the playoffs, matched up in the first round against Team Peterson Team Peterson. Chris exposed to the league that Team Peterson Team Peterson was actually being run by the team's girlfriend, Kelly.

"To Kelly, (The True Manager of Team Peterson) 

You've done an amazing job rescuing Cory's season after he was fucking up on his own.

A real life Jenny and Kevin MacArthur.

But my Models are ready to send you crying back to Wisconsin."

America's Next Popp Model obliterated Kelly's Team Peterson Team Peterson 156.54 to 85.02 to advance to the next round against Team Brown.

Chris issued the following warning to Team Brown:

"To Brownie,

You’ve been riding your luck this whole season but the time has come for you to face the music.

Your soft wins can’t save you now"

After losing in the semi-finals and experiencing intense emotional distress, Chris made the difficult decision to formally resign from the America's Next Popp Model Fantasy Football Franchise, expressing the utmost remorse for not being able to fulfill the team's aspirations. 

 

Chris wrote that the past two seasons had caused significant harm to their mental well-being, financial stability, and personal safety, while leaving them with nothing to show for it. Assistant Head Coach Mike Zimmer was promoted to Interim Head Coach, while Chris assured everyone that they would no longer be involved in with the Franchise in any capacity.

 

"I leave everyone with this prayer: May God's grace be with you in all the days ahead."

 

With Mike Zimmer and Nathaniel Hackett at the helm, America’s Next Popp Model won their final match up and secured a third place finish.

 

	Team	REC
1*	The Light of Genesis	9-5
1*	Team Brown	10-4
3	America's Next Popp Model	9-5
4	Team H*******	8-6
5	Team Peterson Team Peterson	8-6
6	76th Street Rat Kings	7-7
7	Ruxin's Meaty Clackers	7-7
8	Team Saltz	4-10
9	So Bad it Hurts	6-8
10	Password is Taco	6-8
11	Smokin Jays	7-7
12	New York City Union Thugs	3-11

*Shared the Title

No further news has been released regarding the future of the franchise.